SMS TEXT
MESSAGES FOR MOBILE PHONES

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Donkey is busy reading this SMS
Publish On 2006-12-14 , 10:16 PM
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
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Keeping idiot busy
Publish On 2006-12-14 , 10:16 PM
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.
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Please contact zoo
Publish On 2006-12-14 , 10:11 PM
What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey, plz contact zoo for detail.
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Why should I learn?
Publish On 2006-12-14 , 10:11 PM
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
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God’s apology
Publish On 2006-12-14 , 10:11 PM
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
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