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MESSAGES FOR MOBILE PHONES
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Sardar’s exam and fighting
Publish On 2006-12-16 , 2:52 PM
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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Sardar’s english language
Publish On 2006-12-16 , 2:52 PM
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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Sardar’s honeymoon
Publish On 2006-12-16 , 2:52 PM
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
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Humhare yahan shaddi e-mail ..
Publish On 2006-12-16 , 2:52 PM
American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai! .
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Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Publish On 2006-12-16 , 2:51 PM
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
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